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‘Sh*t Cats Say’ Adds Fluffy Dimension to Gratuitous Meme [VIDEO]
By now you’ve likely come across one of these videos, triggered by the viral success of the original “Sh*t Girls Say.”
This being the Internet and whatnot, it was only a matter of time before we found the cat version.
Via Googling “Sh*t Cats Say.”
9 Photos of Cats In or On Cardboard Boxes
Why do they love them so?
Via Daily Maru, Reddit, Reddit, The Daily Jake and Charlie, roseandsigil, Emma Larson, Reddit, Reddit, I am Maru.
Moral of the story? Women matter less to the US government than a few downloaded copies of a Glee episode.
X-RAY SPECS
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the icing on
cakecar. the scene off lake shore drive.note to self: don’t leave car parked near LSD on cold/windy nights.
Well I’m sure this sucked for the owners, but it looks kinda badass.
yeeeeyuuuuuh
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It will make me so happy if they actually do sign/doodle in it

Jellies at Shedd Aquarium this summer
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